Britney is Bald as a Shaved Nut!

In what seems like the worst publicity stunt since Hitler did a Got Milk ad, Britney Spears
shaved her head completely. The crazy thing is, she effing did it herself!

This photo looks like a scene from an HBO drama. You know, right before Britney takes a blade, slashes a cross on her arm and then lights up a cigarette. Well, close enough. She went to a tattoo parlor and got some new ink.

If you’re gonna be a truck driver, you might as well do it all the way, right?

It’s not easy to look like a bigger loser than K-Fed, but Britney is definitely getting there.